This is exactly what my closet looks like.

The Empress over at Good Day, Regular People just put my closet into words.  I can barely manage to clothe myself most days, and it isn't for lack of quantity.  I simply have nothing to wear.

I had high hopes when maxi dresses came into style, because, let's face it, they're basically stylish muumuus.  Turns out, though, that I am short and not entirely graceful.  Also, maxi dresses do not solve the issue of having to get dressed for work every day.  Bummer.  Thank goodness I have to wear a labcoat.  As unflattering as they may be, at least they cover my unavoidable muffin top. ;)